In addition to the ability to skydive face-first off buildings, the central core of the game, I've also unlocked the ability to score points from near-brushing ("kissing") and maintained close proximity to ("hugging") those buildings. I've gotten cans of spray paint, with which I can declare "DEJOBAAN GAMES SUCKS" or spray tags promoting "GIANT ROBOT PORNOGRAPHY" (their upcoming game, also a good idea all by itself). I've gained the ability to flip people off euro-style (two fingers) or give them the thumbs-up. I've unlocked a relaxation therapy video, an unrelaxation untherapy video, and a video where one of the programmers talks about eating a sub sandwich filled with wolves and this dream he had where he was Spider-Man browsing 4chan.
I've unlocked levels on the surface of the sun, which is easier than you'd think to skydive on. I also unlocked a level called "This is What the City of Worcester MA Looks Like. Avoid It" which is ... on an abstract level 100% accurate in that it's a confusing-to-navigate shitheap where you smack into things easily and there's a lot of people who hate you crowding the place. (Also they can't pronounce the name of their own city. It doesn't rhyme with "Rooster", you guys. That's wrong.) There's a heap of Christmas-themed bonus levels that are blisteringly hard.
Right now I'm stalled because I can't QUITE get enough new points in any of the levels to unlock further ones, so I would have to really grind and practice hard to unlock the rest of the game. I don't feel up to it, and I've had my fun. I'll come back to this game later, it really speaks my language as far as utter insanity goes.
...well, next I do another LONG, very silly, fun-to-play JRPG.
Warning: This is gonna take a couple of months. Still... I've been looking forward to digging into another long-form game, and I -really- hope I can do this one justice. Please have faith in me, even if you choose to opt out here.
See you next time.
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