In addition to the ability to skydive face-first off buildings, the central core of the game, I've also unlocked the ability to score points from near-brushing ("kissing") and maintained close proximity to ("hugging") those buildings. I've gotten cans of spray paint, with which I can declare "DEJOBAAN GAMES SUCKS" or spray tags promoting "GIANT ROBOT PORNOGRAPHY" (their upcoming game, also a good idea all by itself). I've gained the ability to flip people off euro-style (two fingers) or give them the thumbs-up. I've unlocked a relaxation therapy video, an unrelaxation untherapy video, and a video where one of the programmers talks about eating a sub sandwich filled with wolves and this dream he had where he was Spider-Man browsing 4chan.
I've unlocked levels on the surface of the sun, which is easier than you'd think to skydive on. I also unlocked a level called "This is What the City of Worcester MA Looks Like. Avoid It" which is ... on an abstract level 100% accurate in that it's a confusing-to-navigate shitheap where you smack into things easily and there's a lot of people who hate you crowding the place. (Also they can't pronounce the name of their own city. It doesn't rhyme with "Rooster", you guys. That's wrong.) There's a heap of Christmas-themed bonus levels that are blisteringly hard.
Right now I'm stalled because I can't QUITE get enough new points in any of the levels to unlock further ones, so I would have to really grind and practice hard to unlock the rest of the game. I don't feel up to it, and I've had my fun. I'll come back to this game later, it really speaks my language as far as utter insanity goes.
What's next?
...well, next I do another LONG, very silly, fun-to-play JRPG.
Warning: This is gonna take a couple of months. Still... I've been looking forward to digging into another long-form game, and I -really- hope I can do this one justice. Please have faith in me, even if you choose to opt out here.
See you next time.
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